J
throh:

falloutnewvegans:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

please

it’s a metaphor. you give the bad writer a movie contract but you don’t let him screen it.

throh:

falloutnewvegans:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

please

it’s a metaphor. you give the bad writer a movie contract but you don’t let him screen it.

J
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
J

(Source: visualpantheon)

J

foursfinnick:

Tris and Four appreciation post

"I’ll be your family now," he says.

"I love you," I say.

J

(Source: simplypotterheads)

J

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

J

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

J
shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

J
pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

(Source: garykingofthegays)

J

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

J

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

J

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(Source: troye-troye-thefabulousboy)

J
hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

J
you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell
- Anonymous


rifa:

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

You are cool to have your own opinion of John Green but ya gotta admit he can handle this stuff pretty damn well


J
emmasdisneyworld:

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

I have literally not stopped laughing at this all day

emmasdisneyworld:

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

I have literally not stopped laughing at this all day

(Source: tiduspoo)